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I HATE you.
Your voice makes me want claw my ears.
You look like a rooster.
Why are still singing.
You CANNOT I repeat CANNOT sing.
Why are such a “stylista”?
Kelis was rocking the same shit years ago. Now because your “new” your the next best thing since sliced bread? FUCK OUTTA HERE!

Ugh go away.
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOO!!!

  • I HATE you.
  • Your voice makes me want claw my ears.
  • You look like a rooster.
  • Why are still singing.
  • You CANNOT I repeat CANNOT sing.
  • Why are such a “stylista”?
  • Kelis was rocking the same shit years ago. Now because your “new” your the next best thing since sliced bread? FUCK OUTTA HERE!
  • Ugh go away.
  • PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOO!!!

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You are a beeeyotch to the fullest.
You look like a retarded Chris Brown.
You have mad issues.
You make me want to punch you in the throat.
Why did you act like a big bitch this season?
You make me sick.
Why are you in the group?
Once again your a big BEEYOTCH

  • You are a beeeyotch to the fullest.
  • You look like a retarded Chris Brown.
  • You have mad issues.
  • You make me want to punch you in the throat.
  • Why did you act like a big bitch this season?
  • You make me sick.
  • Why are you in the group?
  • Once again your a big BEEYOTCH

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I’ve never liked your ass
You are a slut!

You’re fucking Diddy for Christ sake
Your singing talent is non-existent
You dance? Oh.
Look at your fucking head!
You look a damn fool.
Don’t let NOBODY tell you different.
Do you feel relevant now?
I hate you.

  • I’ve never liked your ass
  • You are a slut!
  • You’re fucking Diddy for Christ sake
  • Your singing talent is non-existent
  • You dance? Oh.
  • Look at your fucking head!
  • You look a damn fool.
  • Don’t let NOBODY tell you different.
  • Do you feel relevant now?
  • I hate you.

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J Holiday I HATE YOU!
Your voice irks the shit out of me.
You sound like a little bitch.
You look like a fucking ant with braids.
You make me SICK!
Your music sucks!!!!
No you can not take me to bed.
I wish, boy do I wish that someone would suffocate that ass.

  • J Holiday I HATE YOU!
  • Your voice irks the shit out of me.
  • You sound like a little bitch.
  • You look like a fucking ant with braids.
  • You make me SICK!
  • Your music sucks!!!!
  • No you can not take me to bed.
  • I wish, boy do I wish that someone would suffocate that ass.

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You have some unwarranted sense of entitlement.
Your think you’re to good for a lot of shit.
You care excessively about what people think about you…
…but you can’t handle when they tell you the truth about it.
You take advantage of people and can’t see that.
You are a bad friend 75% of the time.
You change BFFs like you change drawers.
You’re fake and apparently have no clue.
Everyone you know that I talk to has talked shit about you.
…if they deny it they’re fucking lying.
Regardless, what they’re saying is true.
You have delusions of grandeur.
You actually did go AWOL once you got a man.
People aren’t lying about that, you’re just oblivious.
You were best friends with whoever you were mooching off of.


Your only tried to get in contact people when you felt like they were mad at you…
…you acted like you had no idea why, but what other reason would you suspect it?
…because you knew you did some bullshit.

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  • You have some unwarranted sense of entitlement.
  • Your think you’re to good for a lot of shit.
  • You care excessively about what people think about you…
  • …but you can’t handle when they tell you the truth about it.
  • You take advantage of people and can’t see that.
  • You are a bad friend 75% of the time.
  • You change BFFs like you change drawers.
  • You’re fake and apparently have no clue.
  • Everyone you know that I talk to has talked shit about you.
  • …if they deny it they’re fucking lying.
  • Regardless, what they’re saying is true.
  • You have delusions of grandeur.
  • You actually did go AWOL once you got a man.
  • People aren’t lying about that, you’re just oblivious.
  • You were best friends with whoever you were mooching off of.
  1. Your only tried to get in contact people when you felt like they were mad at you…
  2. …you acted like you had no idea why, but what other reason would you suspect it?
  3. …because you knew you did some bullshit.

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Why do you rap like that?
You don’t even really talk like that.
Them ugly ass “GOON” chains have got to go.

WTF is a “NIMBA”
You mean “Number” you ignorant assface
You irk the FUCK out of me

WTF is a PLIES???
Your Forehead is OUTTA THIS WORLD!!

I can’t understand none of your songs.
PLEASE TALK RIGHT
Your are actually very intelligent

ACT like it

  • Why do you rap like that?
  • You don’t even really talk like that.
  • Them ugly ass “GOON” chains have got to go.
  • WTF is a “NIMBA
  • You mean “Number” you ignorant assface
  • You irk the FUCK out of me
  • WTF is a PLIES???
  • Your Forehead is OUTTA THIS WORLD!!
  • I can’t understand none of your songs.
  • PLEASE TALK RIGHT
  • Your are actually very intelligent
  • ACT like it

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We get that you’re black
..so are a lot of other people
STOP COMPLAINING!
Yes im sorry that your mom died…
but the sympathy has worn out
you look like a chipmunk, number one
you’re just a dick
and cocky
and where the fuck did this singing come from?
..no seriously
you’re a rapper
lets keep it that way kthnx

  • We get that you’re black
  • ..so are a lot of other people
  • STOP COMPLAINING!
  • Yes im sorry that your mom died…
  • but the sympathy has worn out
  • you look like a chipmunk, number one
  • you’re just a dick
  • and cocky
  • and where the fuck did this singing come from?
  • ..no seriously
  • you’re a rapper
  • lets keep it that way kthnx

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You are UGLY.
You  looked so pretty before you got that shit done.
…I know you got some shit done.
Wet chihuahua looking ass.
Why are you always pouting your plastic deformed lips?
You make  me want to poke holes in your face to see if anything comes out.
Plastic face.
Ugh I just can’t stand you!
You try too hard.
When you dress up you look retarded.
Your weave is ATROCIOUS…
It looks powdery.
VANISH BITCH!

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The man who signed you doesn’t respect you.
Why would you expect me to?
You come off like a whore.
Your white ass hair is foolishness.
You look like a duck bit your mouth.
Did you have a fight with that scalpel?
Yeah…. and you lost!

  • You are UGLY.
  • You  looked so pretty before you got that shit done.
  • …I know you got some shit done.
  • Wet chihuahua looking ass.
  • Why are you always pouting your plastic deformed lips?
  • You make  me want to poke holes in your face to see if anything comes out.
  • Plastic face.
  • Ugh I just can’t stand you!
  • You try too hard.
  • When you dress up you look retarded.
  • Your weave is ATROCIOUS…
  • It looks powdery.
  • VANISH BITCH!
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  • The man who signed you doesn’t respect you.
  • Why would you expect me to?
  • You come off like a whore.
  • Your white ass hair is foolishness.
  • You look like a duck bit your mouth.
  • Did you have a fight with that scalpel?
  • Yeah…. and you lost!

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Your mullet is ridiculous!

Why is that cat asleep on your head? 
Why does it look so dry? 
Why is it cocked to the side? 
Please toss that back in the sewer you found it in.

  • Your mullet is ridiculous!

  • Why is that cat asleep on your head?
  • Why does it look so dry?
  • Why is it cocked to the side?
  • Please toss that back in the sewer you found it in.

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You are such a BITCH!
The way you treat people is truly disgusting
If I were Russell I’d divorce your ass too
You wouldn’t be half as wealthy if he didn’t marry you
The only good thing you’ve done is produce two adorable little girls (and you did not do that on your own)
you’re a bitch
How you pulled a guy like Djimon, i’ll never know
Stop thinking that everyone is jealous of you and wants to be you
WE DON’T!
You may have the most amazing closet in the world, but material shit isn’t everything; Karma’s a bitch
Did i mention you’re a bitch?
your Baby Phat designs are ghetto and skanky and looks cheap
Freakishly tall women generally scare me

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Your neck always has rolls in it…
…and they look liek they’re full of lint.
Your clothes remind me of dirty people.
Your an ungrateful bitch.
You think your shit don’t stink…
…I bet it smells like a landfill, biatch!
Aall your pics are airbrushed and it makes you look like a decrepit Japanese woman
UGH PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP…
JUMP NOW!!!!

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Baby Phat is not all that.
That gold-chain shit… so 90’s.
Why would I wear shit you won’t even wear?
If you want to fit into your couture gowns…
stop eating whole-cows, fat ass!
P.S. GTFO yourself.
  • You are such a BITCH!
  • The way you treat people is truly disgusting
  • If I were Russell I’d divorce your ass too
  • You wouldn’t be half as wealthy if he didn’t marry you
  • The only good thing you’ve done is produce two adorable little girls (and you did not do that on your own)
  • you’re a bitch
  • How you pulled a guy like Djimon, i’ll never know
  • Stop thinking that everyone is jealous of you and wants to be you
  • WE DON’T!
  • You may have the most amazing closet in the world, but material shit isn’t everything; Karma’s a bitch
  • Did i mention you’re a bitch?
  • your Baby Phat designs are ghetto and skanky and looks cheap
  • Freakishly tall women generally scare me

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  • Your neck always has rolls in it…
  • …and they look liek they’re full of lint.
  • Your clothes remind me of dirty people.
  • Your an ungrateful bitch.
  • You think your shit don’t stink…
  • …I bet it smells like a landfill, biatch!
  • Aall your pics are airbrushed and it makes you look like a decrepit Japanese woman
  • UGH PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP…
  • JUMP NOW!!!!

Oh yeah…

  • Baby Phat is not all that.
  • That gold-chain shit… so 90’s.
  • Why would I wear shit you won’t even wear?
  • If you want to fit into your couture gowns…
  • stop eating whole-cows, fat ass!
  • P.S. GTFO yourself.